Welcome to Mofakas.

Hey fucknut who and what is Mofakas?

Good question, Ill address the later first. Mofakas is simply slang for motherfuckers. If you did not know this already please stop reading further as you sir/madam are a douchecock, yes you heard it right, a big douchecock. Get used to that word as your going to hear it often.

Who on the other hand is a far more complex question. For the most part Mofakas is my dark alter-ego within me/within all of us? that needs a place to vent, express, despise religion, despise politics, and for the most part despise people. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of great people out there, and many have come and gone. However I strongly believe you have 2 types of people that populate 90% of the earth. You have shit throwing monkeys who drink there own pee, and you have stump flailing retards who spend every moment of there life doing the bidding of the shit throwing monkey that drinks its own pee. I’m here to make fun of everyone in those two categories.

Mofakas lives in Salt Lake City, Utah with his lovely Mofakette and lilmofakas.   Although I have thought about the many bonuses you get with polygamy, sadly I’m not attracted to women who wear levis under a flowered full length dress.

I’m not here to preach, nor convince you of what to do.  I write to just vent out my thoughts.  Most of us are big people and if by now you haven’t figured life out, its probably to late.